But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
