they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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