So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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