We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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