there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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