I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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