chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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