What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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