If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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