This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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