What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I love having hate sex.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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