Acid is not a monday night drug
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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