thus making me awesome and them whores
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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