So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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