Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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