At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Dick very happy bro
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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