I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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