Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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