I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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