sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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