i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There r osticjed everywhere
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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