Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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