So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
