Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Text me some of your sweat
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