Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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