i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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