I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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