do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
its liver damage thursday
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