This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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