her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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