he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
this hospital has no fireball
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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