using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
