There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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