so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
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