when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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