Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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