she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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