Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I am mentally ready for anal.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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