google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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