in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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