her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
