Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Randomize
