Whod you bang
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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