vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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