Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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