The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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