It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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