Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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