Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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