wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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