also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize