Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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