Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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