I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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