he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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