Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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